Forensic Pathologist

Do you have a passion for solving mysteries that go beyond the grave? Do you thrive in the eerie calm of a morgue and have an eye for discovering what the dead won’t tell you? If yes, we’re dying to meet you_

**We are on the hunt for a Forensic Pathologist to join our team of crime-solving scientists**

**Key Responsibilities**:

- Perform autopsies on the recently departed to uncover their final mysteries (murder, accident, or zombie attack— you’ll figure it out)
- Analyse creepy crime scenes, where things go bump in the night and leave behind strange clues Work closely with detectives to crack the case and speak for the dead
- Use state-of-the-art ghoulish gadgets and body-part microscopes to get to the root cause
- Write chillingly detailed reports (don’t worry, the dead won’t correct you)

**Qualifications**:

- Doctorate in Forensic Pathology or related creepy science
- Comfortable working with dead bodies—preferably with cool hands and a strong stomach
- Strong detective instincts to investigate mysterious deaths
- Skilled with scalpels, saws, and, let’s face it, the occasional bone saw Calm under pressure, even if things start getting weird in the lab
- Ability to deliver bad news with a creepy calmness and dark humour

**Perks of the Job**:

- Graveyard shift options
- Unlimited supply of gloves
- Dark humour-friendly work environment
- Solving unsolvable mysteries and getting to play detective of the dead
- Exclusive Halloween parties with the best costume competition (extra points for coming as a victim of your own autopsy)
- Job security—as long as there are mysteries, there’ll be work

Warning: no vampires, werewolves, or other undead applicants, please—we’ve had issues before.